Or so I've been told by someone who nicked one.... this has the added hilarity of adding 'Please slow down'. I had forgotten it till I ran across it on-line this morning.
May it give you a horriday smile. And you can look it up on google if you don't believe there is such a place.
Way too late, a quadrillion dollars short, but:
ReplyDeleteMICHAEL JACKSON'S FAVORITE TOWN IN ALL OF EUROPE!!!!!!
What? You thought that I'd AVOID the pedophile angle on this shit? Come ON. Pfft. Too easy... kinda like kindergarteners... ::::::UNIVERSAL GROAN OF HORROR & DISTASTE::::::
For newbies: It is a sign for a town named ***FUCKING*** and situated immediately above a sign about "GOING SLOW FOR CHILDREN/KINDER"!!!!!! Shecky fucking GREEN wouldn't pass on that one!!!
Why doth the HTML hate me so fucking much?
ReplyDeleteAnd no, it's not because of the lame jokes, ya ninnies.
Super-secret decoder-ring word? "BRIDE DUC" How does Google know how much I hate the institutionalization of marriage, and why doth Chrome SUXXORS so fucking MUCH as a browser? More schizophrenic than my last 3 exes...
...and yes, they were all 3 closet-cases. My first "boyfriend" was A FLAMER and I never noticed, my first CRUSHES (as a 3 & 5-year-old) were on ELTON JOHN AND DAVID (Jones) BOWIE. Any other questions? Not that anybody's ever wondered WHY I retired, or CARED, obviously, but it bears repeating once every 14 months or so... No, I dunno why. Blame my neurologist. Blame Morris Bart. Blame Eli Lilly, Pfizer & Purdue Pharma. Or just ignore it all.